Just for shiggles

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Things are going better lately. I'm all caught up at school. I've got a bit of an exercise routine going. I am free to go with the flow. I'm enjoying it plenty.

Even the world is going good. Gaddafi is kaput, shot with his own gold-plated gun no less. I could not have wrote a more poetic epitaph for a dictator.

Although I think America is a bit foolish for trying to be the world police, I think it's good that somebody has decided to crush the Lord's Resistance Army. If you don't know of them, google them. They've done stuff that would make the Khmer Rouge blush. The lack of fields is only reason there are no killing fields.

To get your minds off the atrocity, (at least until theres a little news footage of NATO troops bringing food to rebuilding villages) here is a cute youtube video of foxes playing on a trampoline: www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8xJtH…

A watcher of mine (Iori404) once told a story in his journal.

One day at the local barber shop, the barber was cutting a customer's hair when a little boy walked by outside. The barber said "Watch this."  He went outside taking a one dollar and a five dollar from his pocket. He showed the bills to the boy and said "Pick one." The little boy took the one dollar bill and crossed the street happily, where he bought an ice cream cone just like he did every time before. The barber comes back in and says "I swear, he must be the dumbest kid alive! He always chooses the one!"
The next day, the barber tried his trick again. After the boy took the one dollar bill the barber stopped him. He asked why the boy never takes the five and if he knew that he could buy more ice cream with that. The boy replied "Well, if I take the five the game is over and then there'll be no more ice cream."


A girl read a passage in my english class and one sentence struck me, "Not even a monster with rabies could send his child to school with a heart full of hate for Santa Claus, Jesus and the Tooth Fairy" That sentence is funny and awesome in probably five different ways.

I've decided I want to upholster a plunger with floral print cloth.
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